This afternoon in the office, when i was going to the toilet, i noticed one of the consultants was walking not far behind me towards the toilet as well. For convenience, let's call this consultant PooPoo. I went in first and noticed the 1st cubicle had run out of toilet paper, so i went into the 2nd cubicle instead. Right after i closed the door, i heard PooPoo coming in and she went straight into the 1st cubicle.
So i did my little business, flushed and came out from the cubicle. Being a vain person, of course i didn't just wash my hands and leave. I looked into the mirror and noticed that my hair was kinda messy. So i combed and braided my hair. I think this whole process of admiring myself in the mirror of the toilet lasted for about 10 minutes or so.
That was when i realized the strange thing. Well, you know, when you wee-wee, there's normally this sound of urine stream dribbling into the toilet bowl. However, all this while that PooPoo was inside the cubicle, i didn't hear any sound at all. I wasn't sure what she was doing inside but i guess one reason for a person to be inside a toilet cubicle for so long is to do big business.
Let's say she was indeed defecating in the 1st cubicle. Then she must be in a deep shit (no pun intended). There was no toilet paper, remember?! I didn't know what did PooPoo do in the end as i left the toilet before she came out, but i kept wondering how she could get herself out of this predicament.
If you were PooPoo, what would you do?
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